Rule 17. Accept glorious leaders as your leader, lord and saviour.

Rule 34. Don't

Rule 51. Don't eat laptops

Rule 68. You own nothing. Glorious leader deserves all your earthly possessions. Glorious leader will distribute food/ necessities as he sees just.

Rule 85. There is no secret police. None. At all.

Rule 102. You do not own yourself. All medical and financial decisions will be made by glorious leader and his council

Rule 119. There will be fair elections. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Rule 136. Everyone must have a procreation partner by 25. Every procreation couple must have three children for every half a decade to fund the revolution

Rule 153.

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